The weirdos have really been coming out of the woodwork on okcupid lately... maybe it's the full moon?


Really? THAT'S your profile picture? Though I guess with a name like "Dark_Dildo," it's appropriate.


I swear, OKC is trying to set me up with a serial killer. Always got rope?! Really? So you can tie me up and chop me into little pieces? I'll pass.

And then I got these two gems in my message inbox. I can't make this shit up, you guys...



My favorite lines from that one: "I have yet to find the words to properly articulate how much race, age, what planet is squaring your moon, do not interest me. I am interested to know if you will animate for your desires, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. "

Save me.