OKCupid Chronicles

I was going to write a post for today about "Criticism and Ego", but I lost the draft on my phone. Then, I was going to write a "things I'm afraid to tell you" post, but you probably don't care too much. So instead, here's a fun little compilation of the absolutely-freaking-insane "matches" that I've gotten on OKCupid. Be glad these matches aren't coming your way and sending you creepy messages.